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Defence Committee observation: “….the MoD must surely have planning assumptions.”. (HC 138, para 7.) Copyright © 2007 Defence Research & Analysis (DR&A) (Source: DNA DEFENCE NEWS ANALYSIS, Issue 0748, 10 Dec 07)

Barry Joseph has sent us some business anecdotes.
“THE RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING.” We are surprised that the stupid thing works at all.
“WE ARE RE-THINKING THE ENTIRE CONCEPT.” — The only person who understood the thing quit yesterday.
“IT IS IN THE PROCESS.” — It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is hopeless.

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